Sunday, September 14, 2014

Everyone is having blast.


It's been one month,  two politicians, their political parties and supporters  are protesting and holding sit ins in Islamabad against current government.


  Will  it turned  Pakistan in to   a developed,  progressive, corruption free country of the world.

I dunno. This is not their agenda.

They  only want to be nothing less than PM or President. Go Nawaz, go,  (Resignation of PM Nawaz) is the demand  they are demanding.

Kaptan Imran Khan (PTI), chairman of Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) started with Azadi (independent) March on August 14. To him   the election 2013 was totally rigid, through which he and his party  won from KPK. They are  a part of  government, but still governing the province of KPK is not enough for him. They want re-election, electoral reforms  and  all the members of Election Commission of Pakistan tender resignations. 

 Honorable Sheikh ul islam, Tahir ul Qadri, chairman of  Pakistan Awami Tehreek (PAT) started Inqilabi (Revolution) March on same day of IK.    To the him, the whole system is corrupt. He   wants revolution  for Islam and nation of  Pakistan.

 
 They address the sit ins almost everyday.  Curse PM and every other they can. Go back inot their bullet proof  containers and that's it.

Their supporters  trust them blindly, dumbly and deafly. Sit ins are chock full with their supports and other Islamabadians a.k.a Iglooians who are merely their for good time. Those, like us who are outta Islamabad watch this drama everyday on our T.V.

 Schools in Islamabad are closed because of this. Kids are happy to death.

On weekends, there is jashan ka smama on their sit ins.  Crowd is double and triple.  Their is Dj, music and dance, food and what not  in IK's sit in. 

 There is sham-e- ghareeba and religious soulful stuff  in TuK's sit in.

Srilankan delegates, and Chinese PM have  canceled their visits. No one have any idea, because of this economy is going down. On the other part of Pakistan, Punjab side is  drowning in flood,  survivors are  crying out loud for help but of no avail!

 Everyone is having blast in sit ins.




Saturday, September 13, 2014

Luking gud.



I have no issue when peeps use shortened words for  txt-speak,  leik;  u know,  u k? ur,  2day or watz up? Tc, sum1, or Frd.

Obvi, it is not a vbd. No 1  have tym  to give crap about comt sentences in prpr English, with prpr grammar and spelling while txt speaking, but I mean leikk rly,  peeps should use urban directory when evr they get tym.

With all seriousness, we should check  before using every  other shortened words on the internet and sms world because there are  few words which we shorten  for text speak actually  have totally different meanings.

Like cum, for come.

Cum is a frequently used word for come, which means    liquid that comes out of the penis during ejaculation.

(Note: I am not going in the debate of  what is appropriate and inappropriate.) 


There is this peep, many be two different peeps, who constantly  comment  luking gud, and sometimes luking nyc. I have been seeing this for so long, and today it compelled me to write about it. 

 To be honest, I  also didn't know the meaning of luking at first. Just after cum, I have started UDing for shortened and :incomprehensible  words on internet or on txt speak. And when I did, according to UD, it has 6 definitions.

1.  To slap someone across the face with your dick. Normally explained by, 'But it was an accident!' or 'It was only one time!'
 
 2. This is the act of visiting a toilet in a public place, usually a library, and engaging in masturbation

 3. to travel to the boot with the intention of bring home a stranger.

4.  v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more.
  
5. To "Luke" someone/something is to repeatedly stand in front of the person (or thing) when you are in a conversation with somebody.

6.  To be very lazy, often playing games when suppose to be working, while passing off any real work to those around you, all the while taking credit for their work and stealing their ideas.

Of course, Luking Gud type comments  are  defiantly  unintentionally and without knowing the actual meaning. When they come to know the  actual meaning of their shortened words, they will be rofl.


 TC

Cya

L8ter.



 

Roadside Bun Kebab


If ya remember my post Share Your Food, where I made Corned Beef Hash, I was asking  about your  fav food/ dish from your country, or any famous dish, or even any street food where you are from, you would would love to share it  with me.

I got so many need exciting responses  from all around the world.

It's time for me to share what  I love most.

And it is Bun Kebab___  A famous street/roadside  food from Karachi.
 (Pic source: here)

 It is very easy to made, much similar to any Burger with patty a.k.a Kabab and bun. They serve it  with yoghourt chutney and ketchup usually.

Funny thing about it, is its  taste. No matter how  yummily, hygienically and perfectly  you try to make it at home, it is never gonna taste like the one you get from thalay wala (road side stall) in just around 30 rupees.

The mamza of eating it  is at the roadside  in the pollution of Karachi.

There is also no fix recipe or any hard and fast rule to make it.


All you need is: Bun, Kabab's patty, egg, onion, tomato, cucumber, ketchup and yoghourt chutney rita.


 Kebab: I am using gram lentil and  beef  kabab.  You can use which ever you want: Chicken, mutton or even lentil only one, and veggie one like potato.  Some made their gram lentil and meet kababs with potatoes. It is perfectly fine. all you nee dis kebab.

  Making Kebab's patty:
  •  Soak  washed  gram lentil for over night or  for at least for about 4 to 6 hours.
  • Boil them  with onion, ginger and garlic, salt, and fennel seeds  in pressure cooker.
  • When it has been tendered and boiled well, and no water left (if left drain it),  chop them  in chopper.  
  •  Adding chopped onions, green chillies, cut coriander and mint leaves are optional just for taste and aroma.
  • Add little bit salt,  spice like chat masala, grounded black paper, cumin,  and garam masala. (If it is not available black pepper and red chilies can work well.)
  • Mix them well and shape them like a patty. 

Yoghourt Chutney Raita is made by one cup yoghourt, coriander and mint leaves, cumin seeds, sugar and salt according to your taste.  Blend all these stuff in grinder, and your  Yoghourt Chutney Rita is ready.

 Lets start cracking: 

1. Dip your kabab patties into egg white( if you don't like egg, minus it. No big deal) and fry.


2.Meanwhile, cut the veggies: Onion, cucumber and tomatoes in slices.
3.  And spread the Yoghourt Chutney Raita on one halves of   the bun.


4. Put Kabab on it. 
And smash it little bit with fork. It would be eailsy smashed due to softness and tenderness of Kebab.

5. Cover it with  sliced cut onion, cucumber & tomato. (You can add salad leaf and cabbage, as well)
 6. Add tomato ketchup/ mayonnaise on it and on the other halves of the bun.

It looks like  the  Bun Kebab is ready. Well almost. You can have it.

7. But the BK guy heat it up after this on a tawa (or on  fry pan if tawa not available) with little, very little just a spoonful of oil  or ghee, up side down, so I am doing it too.


Done.

Now  cut it into half and cater to it with chutni and ketchup.




Enjoy and have a yum weekend.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Hello Kitty is not a cat.


Congratulation Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William. 


Those who don't give damn about these royals, they just announced that William knocked up Kate once again.

 #Oops I beg your pardon, Sir.

 We commoners talk like that.

 News is that they are excepting their second baby. And I care that. I care and celebrate birth(s). You should too.  He/she  just a baby. So what if he/she will have blue blood. This is his/her fate. 

So what is his/her parents would be Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William. ! His/her fate. Did you choose your parents? 

No !

Then why not giving dam about innocent fat rich royals babies? They are just babies. And babies are just babies.  Babies can be anyone's  babies.

There are certain in life about which we can't do anything. Science can't do anything about it either. If you are someone baby, you are. You can't change that fact. 

Prince William is Prince William. Kate Middleton, after marrying him became Duchess of Cambridge. That is fact. Their kids would be royal. It is fact.

Prince William is almost, so near to be bald. That is irony.  Baldness don't see race, religion,  cast or class. That is an other fact.


 And #Hello_Kitty is not a cat. 

 

And this is fact .


 When I read the article on LA Times about her not being a cat, I was also shocked, baffled and in denial like many others. 

My whole life is big fat  lie. 


All my life I  thought she was some mean, poker faced, no mouth cat from Japan, but in reality she is actually a  British girl, who was born and lives in the suburb of London  with her mama (Mary White), papa (George White), and her twin sister Mimmy. Her full name is Kitty White.



She  loves to bake and she can make really delicious cookies. She learned her baking talents from her mama, who makes scrumptious apple pies that are enjoyed by the whole family.










Although she has turned 40 this year, she is still a little girl with a heart of gold according to her her website (bitch is on Botox). She also has a lovely pet cat, named  Charmmy Kitty and pet hamster named Sugar.


 It is not just that, Mickey Mouse is also not a mouse according to Sanrio's president and founder Shintaro Tsuji when he was asked if Hello Kitty was a cat, Yahoo! Japan


 "Hello Kitty is not a cat. If Hello Kitty is a cat, then Mickey is a mouse. That's not how it's said, as Kitty is Kitty, and Mickey is Mickey. It's funny saying it, but the reason is because both Kitty and Mickey are idols. If you say 'mouse' or 'cat,' then that rationale cannot be understood."

I always knew there was something fishy about this wanna be cute cat, but still I never thought one day she would  come out like that. 

 However, this new of her  not being cat  was enough for us, they are saying in reality  Mickey mouse is also not a mouse, is too much.


 Tomorrow they will say Piggy is not a pig. Tom is not a cat. Jerry is not a mouse. Goofy and Scooby Doo are not  dogs. Bugs bunny is not a bunny.  Poppy the sailor is not a sailor.  Aril is not a mermaid. Nemo is not a fish. Donal Duck is not a duck.   Tweety is not a bird. Sponge Bob is not a sponge. 

Tell me, what will you do then?

How we will deal with such facts? 


Read: -slayer.com/hello-kitty-not-a-cat-claim
 Sanrio Says Hello Kitty Is ‘Personification of a Cat’





 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Being on time.


As this is a start of new academic year and only been 2 weeks since school  started, there  is nothing much to discusses studies wise with parents,  right now. But there are few other stuff   which I think are very important and needed to be discussed as soon as possible. So I invited all them  on  orientation meeting at a same time.


I gave them the time of 10 am, however no one was on time.

 I know being late  is our national trait.

Being late is something we think  chalta hai. It is  OK.

To be honest it is not OK at all. They didn't bother to realized I was waiting for them at 10am.   And how can they or anyone would bother when we take time for granted.

They should have known they are parents, and when they would not be timely, how  their kids would  know the value of time and importance of being punctual?
Parents are role models, aren't they?

 Point to be noted, this post is not about parenting.

 Mean while discussing issues like home work, being regular,  getting more involve with kids, reducing t.v time, taking kids for out door activities as much as possible, importance of books and reading (another thing which we Pakistani don't bother much), I also told them to don't involve their  kids in religious, political and family matters in that 20 minutes session.

 This is not fair to kids.

This is not their duty or responsibility either.

  Esp in Pakistani context where  religious and social  gatherings/ events go on till late night, it is  kids who suffer the most  next day at school. Those who take leaves, suffer more in the process of catching up with other kids. Teacher wouldn't stop or repeat the whole lesson gain for just one student.  Parents are adults and used to it, maybe these kids would get used to it too eventually, still it is kids who suffer.

 It is parents responsibility to make make sure school, home work and studies  must be top prioritizes of their child, not late night religious events and social gathering.


Friday, August 29, 2014

Samosa Spaghetti

Mean to say, there is spaghetti inside the samosa.

 Actual is  samosa macaroni from Bake Parlor, which I  first had at  expo center. It was so  yum, something new and intersting. However, in actual recipe as you can guess from the name, there is supposed to be macaroni inside the samosa, but there was no macaroni available at home, and I was tad tired to go grocery store and buy it. 

Spaghetti was there, so I made it with it.