Monday, September 8, 2014

Hello Kitty is not a cat.

Congratulation Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William. 

Those who don't give damn about these royals, for their information, they just announced that William knocked up Kate once again.

 #Oops I beg your pardon, Sir.

 We commoners talk like that.

 News is that they are excepting their second baby

And I care that. I care and celebrate birth(s). You should too.  He/she is  just a baby. So what if he/she will have blue blood. This is his/her fate. 

So what is his/her parents would be Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William. ! His/her fate. Did you choose your parents? 

No !

Then why not giving damn about innocent fat rich royals babies? They are just babies. And babies are just babies.  Babies can be anyone's  babies.

There are certain fact in life about which we can't do anything. Science can't do anything about them either. If you are someone's baby, you are. You can't change that fact. 

Prince William is Prince William. Kate Middleton, after marrying him became Duchess of Cambridge. That is fact. Their kids would be royal. That is fact.

Prince William is almost, so near to be bald. That is irony.  Baldness don't see race, religion,  cast or class. That is an other fact.

 And #Hello_Kitty is not a cat. 


And that is fact .

 When I read that article on LA Times about her not being a cat, I was also shocked, baffled and in denial like many others. 

My whole life is big fat  lie. 

All my life I  thought she was some mean, poker faced, no mouth cat from Japan, but in reality she is actually a  British girl, who  lives in the suburb of London  with her mama (Mary White), papa (George White), and her twin sisters. Her full name is Kitty White.

She  loves to bake and she can make really delicious cookies. She learned her baking talents from her mama, who makes scrumptious apple pies that are enjoyed by the whole family.

Although she has turned 40 this year, she is still a little girl with a heart of gold according to her her website (bitch is on Botox). She also has a lovely pet cat, named  Charmmy Kitty and pet hamster named Sugar.

 It is not just that, Mickey Mouse is also not a mouse according to Sanrio's president and founder Shintaro Tsuji when he was asked if Hello Kitty was a cat, Yahoo! Japan

 "Hello Kitty is not a cat. If Hello Kitty is a cat, then Mickey is a mouse. That's not how it's said, as Kitty is Kitty, and Mickey is Mickey. It's funny saying it, but the reason is because both Kitty and Mickey are idols. If you say 'mouse' or 'cat,' then that rationale cannot be understood."

I always knew there was something fishy about this wanna be cute cat, but still I never thought one day she would  come out like that. 

 However, this new of her  not being cat  was enough for us, they are saying in reality  Mickey mouse is also not a mouse, is too much.

 Tomorrow they will say Piggy is not a pig. Tom is not a cat. Jerry is not a mouse. Goofy and Scooby Doo are not  dogs. Bugs bunny is not a bunny.  Poppy the sailor is not a sailor.  Aril is not a mermaid. Nemo is not a fish. Donal Duck is not a duck.   Tweety is not a bird. Sponge Bob is not a sponge. 

Tell me, what will you do then?

How we will deal with such facts? 

 Sanrio Says Hello Kitty Is ‘Personification of a Cat’



  1. Another fact: Half of all Ladybugs are male.

  2. You made me laugh!
    BTW I love Babies, they do show us that the world is not that such an ugly place...