Mint Chutney

Mom: What do you think you are doing?
Me: Taking pic(s) of mint.
She: For what?
Me: For nothing.
She: But I gave you those  bunch of fresh mint sprigs to make their Chutney .
Me: I am gonna do that in Jiff.
She: See, there are some reasons you are still unmarried.
Me: Is this always necessary for  you to bring me still  unmarried thing  and its reasons in every convo.
She: Yes.
Me You do that for purpose, don't ya?
She: Yes.
Me: You won. I am gonna make the  Mint Chutney.
She: Thank God !