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One day, when a dressmaker was sewing while sitting at the river banks, her leather thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked: " My child, what are you crying over?"
The dressmaker replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.The Lord dipped his hands into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.
“Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked.
The dressmaker replied: “No, my Lord”
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. “Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked.
Again, the dressmaker replied: “No, my Lord”
The Lord reached down again and came up with the dressmakers leather thimble. “Is this your thimble?” She finally replied: “Yes, my Lord”
The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the dressmaker went home very happy.
Some years later, the dressmaker was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under water. When the dressmaker cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, “Why are you crying, woman?”
“Oh, my Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with GEORGE CLOONEY.
“Is this your husband?” the Lord asked.
“Yes!” cried the dressmaker.
The Lord was furious. " You lied! That is an untruth!"
The dressmaker replied, "Oh, forgive me my Lord. It’s a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said “No” to George Clooney, you’d have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said “No” to him, you’d have come up with my husband. Had I then said “yes” you’d have given me all three. LORD, I’m not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT’S why I said “Yes” to GEORGE CLOONEY.
And so the LORD let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it’s only for a good and honorable reason, and is always in the best interest of others.
That’s our story and we (women) are sticking to it.
Source : ssqq.com/jokes